Snape's right, I do suck. I'm so sorry for the delay in updates, but getting the last chapter finished in time for Christmas almost killed me (it just kept sprawling on and on!), so I decided to have a bit of a break in January. I'm back now though and raring to go, so thank you for your patience everyone :-). I'm working on Part 4 as we speak and it'll be up in the next ten days, I swear on Remus' eyebrows!